Things Ben Says-

Not to turn this in to some kind of gossip blog.
But I know only my friends read this so WHATEVER
My agency has a model that lives here in Korea, he lives with his girlfriend and goes to some castings with us. His name is Ben and he's like 28 or something.
He's quite the... interesting character. Anyways he hates me because I'm the only one who doesn't take the bullshit he says seriously.
I put together a lovely list of quotes

1.) "My posing was way off in there. The clothes just didn't inspire me"
2.) Me: *Offers him a mint* Ben: "Oh no. Too many calories"
3.) Me: *Eats an almond* Ben: "You really should be more careful with your diet"
4.) "PLEASE STOP TALKING I'M GETTING IN MY ZONE"
5.) "Damn I look good"
6.) "Underwear jobs are my forte"
7.) *Constantly mumbles to himself*
8.) *Constantly checks himself out in every mirror, makes seductive faces and winks at himself*
9.) "I'm so ready for swimsuit season. Have you seen my abs?"
10.) "pleasestoptalking pleasestoptalking pleasestoptalking I'm a professional and I need to warmup my posing in peace"

God bless.